ng to do?"
"I hate to tell you this, Mother," Jim said, "But if Professor Jordan
is going to do what I think he's going to do, you're not going to be
very happy about it. Neither is Dad."
"But we hope to get Mr. Wilson down," the professor said, "Even though
it may get a little damp in here."
"If you can get Ralph down, I won't mind how damp it gets," said Mary.
And turning to Johnny, who was standing open-mouthed, "Johnny, will
you hook up the hose?"
"Yes, Johnny, and run it through the window so it'll come inside the
room," Jim explained, quickly.
* * * * *
This whole thing sounded like Greek to me, but by now I had recovered
from the sputtering spell, and if a garden hose run through the
bedroom window would get me down I was certainly in favor of it. "Will
this garden hose scheme you both seem to have thought of really work?"
"We hope so, Dad. It's going to make a mess in my room, but it's worth
a try."
"What do I do, climb down it?"
"In effect you do," said the professor. "We'll know in a little while,
I hope."
"Will someone unhook the screen?" Johnny was outside.
Jim unhooked the screen and pulled the hose into the room. "Do you
want to try it, Professor?"
"Yes, but first, let's clear things out of the way."
"Hey!" I hollered. "You're not going to turn that hose on in here are
you?"
The professor chuckled. "Hope you don't mind too much, but we hope
it'll get you down."
"Well, I sure don't see...."
"Dad, the professor and I had the same idea. Maybe I can explain it ...
you see, apparently anything you come in contact with takes on a bit of
your 'charge.' In the case of the coffee, the small drops became charged
and went up. I imagine that the plates and cups picked up a small charge
too, while you held them, but it wasn't enough to make them rise. Is that
about right, Professor?"
"It seems that way, Jim. Anyway, it's worth a try." The professor
looked up at me, "Mr. Wilson, I'm afraid you aren't going to care much
for this. As soon as we clear the room a bit I'm going to turn the
hose on you."
My mouth dropped open. "Turn the ho...?"
"Yes.... You see, if whatever you touch picks up a bit of the charge,
then about the quickest way to 'discharge' you would be to touch you
with a large volume of something. Water sounds logical, doesn't it?"
"Well, I suppose so," I mumbled. "But, there must be something ...
some other way...."
"There may
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