e it all to _Leander_, for at him she throws her
Darts.
_Lucr._ Is't possible thou should'st have perceived it already?
_Isab._ Long since.
_Lucr._ And now I begin to love him, 'twould vex me to see my Mother
marry him--well, I shall never call him Father.
_Isab._ He'll take care to give himself a better Title.
_Lucr._ This _Devonshire_ Knight too, who is recommended to my Mother as
a fit Husband for me, I shall be so tormented with--My Brother swears
he's the pertest, most unsufferable Fool he ever saw; when he was at my
Uncle's last Summer, he made all his Diversion.
_Isab._ Prithee let him make ours now, for of all Fops your Country Fop
is the most tolerable Animal; those of the Town are the most unmanagable
Beasts in Nature.
_Lucr._ And are the most noisy, keeping Fops.
_Isab._ Keeping begins to be as ridiculous as Matrimony, and is a
greater Imposition upon the Liberty of Man; the Insolence and Expence of
their Mistresses has almost tir'd out all but the Old and Doting part of
Mankind: The rest begin to know their value, and set a price upon a good
Shape, a tolerable Face and Mein:--and some there are who have made
excellent Bargains for themselves that way, and will flatter ye and jilt
ye an Antiquated Lady as artfully as the most experienc'd Miss of 'em
all.
_Lucr._ Lord, Lord! what will this World come to?--but this Mother of
mine--_Isabella_.
[Sighs.
_Isab._ Is discreet and virtuous enough, a little too affected, as being
the most learned of her Sex.
_Lucr._ Methinks to be read in the Arts, as they call 'em, is the
peculiar Province of the other Sex.
_Isab._ Indeed the Men would have us think so, and boast their Learning
and Languages; but if they can find any of our Sex fuller of Words, and
to so little purpose as some of their Gownmen, I'll be content to change
my Petticoats for Pantaloons, and go to a Grammar-school.
_Lucr._ Oh, they're the greatest Babelards in Nature.
_Isab._ They call us easy and fond, and charge us with all weakness; but
look into their Actions of Love, State or War, their roughest business,
and you shall find 'em sway'd by some who have the luck to find their
Foibles; witness my Father, a Man reasonable enough, till drawn away by
doting Love and Religion: what a Monster my young Mother makes of him!
flatter'd him first into Matrimony, and now into what sort of Fool or
Beast she pleases to make him.
_Lucr._ I wonder she does not turn him to Christia
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