le more; if so, I will go and order the dinner.
Here's Harcourt, that's lucky. Harcourt, my dear fellow, know Mr
Newland, my very particular friend. I must leave you now; take his arm,
Harcourt, for half an hour, and then join us at dinner at the Piazza."

Mr Harcourt was an elegant young man of about five-and-twenty. Equally
pleased with each other's externals, we were soon familiar: he was
witty, sarcastic, and well bred. After half an hour's conversation he
asked me what I thought of the major. I looked him in the face and
smiled. "That look tells me that you will not be his dupe, otherwise I
had warned you: he is a strange character; but if you have money enough
to afford to keep him, you cannot do better, as he is acquainted with,
and received by, everybody. His connections are good; and he once had a
very handsome fortune, but it was soon run out, and he was obliged to
sell his commission in the Guards. Now he lives upon the world; which,
as Shakspeare says, is his oyster; and he has wit and sharpness enough
to open it. Moreover, he has some chance of falling into a peerage;
that prospect, and his amusing qualities, added to his being the most
fashionable man about town, keeps his head above water. I believe Lord
Windermear, who is his cousin, very often helps him."

"It was Lord Windermear who introduced me to him," observed I.

"Then he will not venture to play any tricks upon you further than
eating your dinners, borrowing your money, and forgetting to pay it."

"You must acknowledge," said I, "he always tells you beforehand that he
never will pay you."

"And that is the only point in which he adheres to his word," replied
Harcourt, laughing; "but, tell me, am I to be your guest to-day?"

"If you will do me that honour."

"I assure you I am delighted to come, as I shall have a further
opportunity of cultivating your acquaintance."

"Then we had better bend our steps towards the hotel for it is late,"
replied I; and we did so accordingly.

PART ONE, CHAPTER TWENTY TWO.

THE REAL SIMON PURE PROVES THE WORSE OF THE TWO--I AM FOUND GUILTY, BUT
NOT CONDEMNED; CONVICTED, YET CONVINCE; AND AFTER HAVING BEHAVED THE
VERY CONTRARY TO, PROVE THAT I AM, A GENTLEMAN.

On our arrival, we found the table spread, champagne in ice under the
sideboard, and apparently everything prepared for a sumptuous dinner,
the major on the sofa giving directions to the waiter, and Timothy
looking all astonishment.