sh, and puts forth his sting
For bread, drink, butter, cheese; for everything
That Prickles buys puts Prickles out of frame;
How well his nature's fitted to his name!
945. UPON BLISSE.
Blisse, last night drunk, did kiss his mother's knee;
Where will he kiss, next drunk, conjecture ye.
946. UPON BURR.
Burr is a smell-feast, and a man alone,
That, where meat is, will be a hanger on.
947. UPON MEG.
Meg yesterday was troubled with a pose,
Which, this night harden'd, sodders up her nose.
_Pose_, rheum, cold in the head.
961. UPON RALPH.
Ralph pares his nails, his warts, his corns, and Ralph
In sev'rall tills and boxes, keeps 'em safe;
Instead of hartshorn, if he speaks the troth,
To make a lusty-jelly for his broth.
966. UPON VINEGAR.
Vinegar is no other, I define,
Than the dead corps, or carcase of the wine.
967. UPON MUDGE.
Mudge every morning to the postern comes,
His teeth all out, to rinse and wash his gums.
971. UPON LUPES.
Lupes for the outside of his suit has paid;
But for his heart, he cannot have it made;
The reason is, his credit cannot get
The inward garbage for his clothes as yet.
972. RAGS.
What are our patches, tatters, rags, and rents,
But the base dregs and lees of vestiments?
974. UPON TUBBS.
For thirty years Tubbs has been proud and poor;
'Tis now his habit, which he can't give o'er.
984. UPON SPOKES.
Spokes, when he sees a roasted pig, he swears
Nothing he loves on't but the chaps and ears:
But carve to him the fat flanks, and he shall
Rid these, and those, and part by part eat all.
988. UPON FAUNUS.
We read how Faunus, he the shepherds' god,
His wife to death whipped with a myrtle rod.
The rod, perhaps, was better'd by the name;
But had it been of birch, the death's the same.
989. THE QUINTELL.
Up with the quintell, that the rout,
May fart for joy, as well as shout:
Either's welcome, stink or civit,
If we take it, as they give it.
999. UPON PENNY.
Brown bread Tom Penny eats, and must of right,
Because his stock will not hold out for white.
1013. UPON BUGGINS.
Buggins is drunk all night, all day he sleeps;
This is the level-coil that Buggins keeps.
1027. UPON BOREMAN. EPIG.
Boreman takes toll, cheats, natters, lies; yet Boreman
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