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d at this line droops the subject will outlive wife or husband; if broken, divorce is implied; if it ends in a cross, the wife or husband will die from an accident. A branch from this line upward implies a high position attained by marriage. A black spot on this line means widowhood. Children's Lines are small and upright, extending from the end of Marriage Lines. If broad and well defined, males; if fine and narrow, females are indicated. A line of this order that is deep and well defined denotes prominence for that child. Small Lines have a signification depending upon their position and number. A single line on Jupiter signifies success; on Saturn, happiness; on Apollo, fame and talent. Ascending small lines are favorable, while descending lines are unfavorable signs. Several small lines on Mars indicate warfare constantly. Cross lines, failure. RIDDLES, OLD AND NEW. Feet have they, but they walk not--stoves. Eyes have they, but they see not--potatoes. Noses have they, but they smell not--tea-pots. Mouths have they, but they taste not--rivers. Hands have they, but they handle not--clocks. Ears have they, but they hear not--corn stalks. Tongues have they, but they talk not--wagons. What thing is that which is lengthened by being cut at both ends? A ditch. Why do we all go to bed? Because the bed will not come to us. Why Paris like the letter F? Because it is the capital of France. In which month do ladies talk least? In February. Why is a room full of married folks like an empty room? There is not a single person in it. Why is a peach-stone like a regiment? It has a kernel (Colonel). Why is an island like the letter T? Because it is in the midst of wa-t-er. Why is a bee-hive like a spectator? Because it is a beeholder (beholder). What is that which a train cannot move without, and yet is not the least use to it? A noise. When is a man over head and ears in debt? When the hat he has on is not paid for. Why is a man led astray like one governed by a girl? He is misled (miss-led). Why is a Jew in a fever like a diamond? He is a Jew ill (jewel). Why are fixed stars like pen, ink and paper? They are stationary (stationery). What is that which is always invisible and never out of sight? The letter I. Why is a cook like a barber? He dresses hare (hair). Why is a waiter like a race horse? He often runs for a plate or a cup. Why is a madman like tw
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