ike a bright summer day,
If I had a thousand a-year.

I'd have such a spicy turn-out,
And a horse of such mettle and breed--
Whose points not a jockey should doubt,
When I put him at top of his speed.
On the foot-board, behind me to swing,
A tiger so small should appear,
All the nobs should protest "'twas the thing!"
If I had a thousand a-year.

A villa I'd have near the Park,
From Town just an appetite-ride;
With fairy-like grounds, and a bark
O'er its miniature waters to glide.
There oft, 'neath the pale twilight star,
Or the moonlight unruffled and clear,
My meerschaum I'd smoke, or cigar,
If I had a thousand a-year.

I'd have pictures and statues, with taste--
Such as ladies unblushing might view--
In my drawing and dining-rooms placed,
With many a gem of virtu.
My study should be an affair
The heart of a book-worm to cheer--
All compact, with its easy spring chair,
If I had a thousand a-year.

A cellar I'd have quite complete
With wines, so _recherche_, well stored;
And jovial guests often should meet
Round my social and well-garnish'd board.
But I would have a favourite few,
To my heart and my friendship _more_ dear;
And I'd marry--I mustn't tell who--
If I had a thousand a-year.

With comforts so many, what more
Could I ask of kind Fortune to grant?
Humph! a few olive branches--say four--
As pets for my old maiden aunt.
Then, with health, there'd be nought to append.
To perfect my happiness here;
For the _utile et duloc_ would blend.
If I had a thousand a-year.

* * * * *

MY UNCLE BUCKET.

The Buckets are a large family! I am one of them--my uncle Job Bucket is
another. We, the Buckets, are atoms of creation; yet we, the Buckets, are
living types of the immensity of the world's inhabitants. We illustrate
their ups and downs--their fulness and their emptiness--their risings and
their falling--and all the several goods and ills, the world's denizens in
general, and Buckets in particular, are undoubted heirs to.

It hath ever been the fate of the fulness of one Bucket to guarantee the
emptiness of another; and (mark the moral!) the rising Bucket is the
richly-stored one; its sinking brother's attributes, like Gratiano's wit,
being "an infinite deal of nothing." Hence the adoption of our name for the
wooden utensils that have so aptly f