FREE BOOKS

Author's List




PREV.   NEXT  
|<   107   108   109   110   111   112   113   114   115   116   117   118   119   120   121   122   123   124   125   126   127   128   129   130   131  
132   133   134   135   136   137   138   139   140   141   142   143   144   145   146   147   148   149   150   151   152   153   >>  
r with mysterious hieroglyphics done in black paint. She asked her visitor to "cut" them, which he reverently though daintily did, whereupon she laid them on the table before her in four rows, and spoke, having previously explained that she used no witchcraft but did all her wonders by the signs of the zodiac. The Individual concentrated his attention, and listened with all his ears while the witch of Broome Street spoke thus: "I will tell you first what these cards indicate, then I will look at the lines of your hand, and then I will answer three questions." Here she paused, while her agitated listener sneezed a couple of times; then she resumed, speaking with a strong foreign accent: "You are good disposition--have excellent memory, you don't have many enemy, but what you do is of your own sex--you are very frank person and you was born in the sign of the Crab. You have some lucky days which are Mondays, Thursdays, and Fridays, whatever you do on these days is well, but you shall not wash your hair on Thursdays, if so, you will wash all your luck away. You must be very careful of fire and water, you will be in great danger of fire and water and you must be very careful. You may die by fire or water, I cannot say but you must certain be very careful of fire and water. You must also be very careful of dogs, very careful of dogs, you may die by a dog, but you must certain be very careful of dogs." Here she paused again, and while her visitor was meditating on the full force of what he had heard, and was inwardly resolving to go immediately home, shoot Juno, and drown her as-yet-unoffending-but-in-after-days-dangerous-to-his-peace-of- mind-and-the-happiness-of-his-life pups, she prepared for the second portion of her discourse. Taking the Individual's hand in hers, a proceeding which made him feel as if he had put his fingers into a bladder of Maccoboy, she made the following prediction: "You will be the father of five children, two of them will be boys, who will be a great comfort to you when you grow old." She spoke no good of the girls, and the customer foresaw feminine trouble in his household with those same young ladies. Having a few moments to himself before she resumed, he worked himself into a great passion with the ungrateful hussies who were about to treat their kind old father in so scandalous a manner; but presently recollecting that they were as yet in the condition of "your sister, Betsey T
PREV.   NEXT  
|<   107   108   109   110   111   112   113   114   115   116   117   118   119   120   121   122   123   124   125   126   127   128   129   130   131  
132   133   134   135   136   137   138   139   140   141   142   143   144   145   146   147   148   149   150   151   152   153   >>  



Top keywords:

careful

 

Thursdays

 

resumed

 

father

 

paused

 

visitor

 

Individual

 

Taking

 

discourse

 

portion


prepared
 

immediately

 

resolving

 
inwardly
 
happiness
 
dangerous
 

unoffending

 
children
 

passion

 

ungrateful


hussies

 

worked

 

moments

 

ladies

 

Having

 

condition

 

sister

 

Betsey

 

recollecting

 

scandalous


manner
 
presently
 
Maccoboy
 

prediction

 

bladder

 

fingers

 

proceeding

 

meditating

 
foresaw
 
feminine

trouble

 

household

 
customer
 

comfort

 
attention
 

listened

 
concentrated
 

wonders

 

zodiac

 
Broome