hole I think I like the smell of tobacco
better; and with your permission I will once more light my pipe.'

Thereupon he relighted his pipe; and, after taking two or three whiffs,
began in the following manner.

CHAPTER NINETY-EIGHT

AN EXORDIUM--FINE SHIPS--HIGH BARBARY CAPTAINS--FREE-BORN
ENGLISHMEN--MONSTROUS FIGURE--SWASHBUCKLER--THE GRAND COACHES--THE
FOOTMEN--A TRAVELLING EXPEDITION--BLACK JACK--NELSON'S CANNON--PHARAOH'S
BUTLER--A DILIGENCE--TWO PASSENGERS--SHARKING PRIEST--VIRGILIO--LESSONS
IN ITALIAN--TWO OPINIONS--HOLY MARY--PRIESTLY
CONFEDERATES--METHODIST--LIKE A SEPULCHRE--ALL FOR THEMSELVES

'I am a poor postilion, as you see; yet, as I have seen a thing or two
and heard a thing or two of what is going on in the world, perhaps what I
have to tell you connected with myself may not prove altogether
uninteresting. Now, my friends, this manner of opening a story is what
the man who taught rhetoric would call a hex--hex--'

'Exordium,' said I.

'Just so,' said the postilion; 'I treated you to a per--per--peroration
some time ago, so that I have contrived to put the cart before the horse,
as the Irish orators frequently do in the honourable House, in whose
speeches, especially those who have taken lessons in rhetoric, the
per--per--what's the word?--frequently goes before the exordium.

'I was born in the neighbouring county; my father was land-steward to a
squire of about a thousand a year. My father had two sons, of whom I am
the youngest by some years. My elder brother was of a spirited roving
disposition, and for fear that he should turn out what is generally
termed ungain, my father determined to send him to sea: so once upon a
time, when my brother was about fifteen, he took him to the great seaport
of the county, where he apprenticed him to a captain of one of the ships
which trade to the high Barbary coast. Fine ships they were, I have
heard say, more than thirty in number, and all belonging to a wonderful
great gentleman, who had once been a parish boy, but had contrived to
make an immense fortune by trading to that coast for gold-dust, ivory,
and other strange articles; and for doing so, I mean for making a
fortune, had been made a knight baronet. So my brother went to the high
Barbary shore, on board the fine vessel, and in about a year returned and
came to visit us; he repeated the voyage several times, always coming to
see his parents on his return. Strange stories he used to te