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own to thee alway. VI. O radiant June, in wealth of light and air, With leaf and bud and blossom everywhere, Let all bright tokens affluent combine, And round the bridal pair in splendor shine; Let sweethearts coy and lovers fond and true On this glad day their tender vows renew, And all in wedlock's bond rejoice as they Whom God hath joined for aye. A Fowl Affair. I hope I'm not too orthodox To give a joke away, That took me like the chicken-pox And left a debt to pay. Let argument ignore the cost, If it be dear or cheap, And only claim that naught be lost When it's too good to keep. The proverb says "All flesh is grass," But this I do deny, Because of that which came to pass, But not to pass me by. A body weighing by the pound Inside of half a score, In case and cordage safely bound, Was landed at my door. What could it be? for friends are slack, And give, I rather trow, When they are sure of getting back As much as they bestow. My hair, at thought of dark design, Or dynamitish fate, Stood up like quills of porcupine, But more than twice as straight. Anon, I mused on something rare, Like duck or terrapin, But dreamed not, of the parcel, there Might be a pullet-in. A mighty jerk,--the string that broke The fowl affair revealed, The victim of a cruel choke, Its neck completely peeled. The biped in its paper cof- Fin, cramped and plump and neat, Had scratched its very toenails off In making both ends meat. The only part I always ate, That never made me ill, Had gone away decapitate And carried off the bill. I pondered o'er the sacrifice, The merry-thought, the wings, On giblet gravy, salad nice, And chicken-pie-ous things. In heat of Fahrenheit degree Two hundred twelve or more, Where its grandsire, defying me, Had crowed the year before, I thrust it with a hope forlorn,-- I knew what toughness meant, And sighed that ever I was born To die of roasting scent. But presto! what _denouement_ grand Of cookery sublime! 'Twas done as by the second hand, The drumsticks beating thyme. And n
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