hat are dusters? Do you know, Miss Dorothy?
[As he turns to Miss Andrews, Yardsley tries to wave Jennie away.
She beckons with her arms more wildly than ever, and Yardsley
silently speaks the words, "Go away."
Dorothy. I'm sure I don't know of any tree by that name, but then
I'm not a--not a what?
Yardsley (with a forced laugh). Treeologist
Dorothy. What are dusters, Mr. Yardsley?
Barlow. Yes, old man, tell us. I'm anxious to find out myself.
Yardsley (aside). So am I. What the deuce are dusters, for this
occasion only? (Aloud) What? Never heard of dusters? Ho! Why,
dear me, where have you been all your lives? (Aside.) Must gain
time to think up what dusters are. (Aloud.) Why, they're as old as
the hills.
Barlow. That may be, but I can't say I think your description is at
all definite.
Dorothy. Do they look like maples?
Yardsley (with an angry wave of his arms towards Jennie). Something--
in fact, very much. They're exactly like them. You can hardly tell
them from oaks.
Barlow. Oaks?
Yardsley. I said oaks. Oaks! O-A-K-S!
Barlow. But oaks aren't like maples.
Yardsley. Well, who said they were? We were talking about oaks--
and--er--and dusters. We--er--we used to have a row of them in front
of our old house at-- (Aside.) Now where the deuce did we have the
old house? Never had one, but we must for the sake of the present
situation. (Aloud.) Up at--at--Bryn-Mawr--or at--Troy, or some such
place, and--at--they kept the--the dust of the highway from getting
into the house. (With a sigh of relief.) And so, you see, they were
called dusters. Thought every one knew that.
[As Yardsley finishes, Jennie loses her balance and falls headlong
into the room.
Dorothy (starting up hastily). Why, Jennie!
Yardsley (staggering into chair). That settles it. It's all up with
me. [Jennie sobs, and, rising, rushes to Yardsley's side.
Jennie. Save yourself; he's going to kill you!
Dorothy. Jennie! What is the meaning of this? Mr. Yardsley--can--
can you shed any light on this mystery?
Yardsley (pulling himself together with a great effort). I? I
assure you I can't, Miss Andrews. How could I? All I know is that
somebody is--is going to kill me, though for what I haven't the
slightest idea.
Jennie (indignantly). Eh? What! Why, Mr. Yardsley--Bob!
Barlow. Bob?
Dorothy. Jennie! Bob?
Yardsley. Don't you call me Bob.
Jennie. It's Hicks.
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