smile, "I believe not."
"I mane, John," said the other, "an improper use of it is. You should
be more cautious, John, in using it, for the punishment of any animal
barring a horse. I have heard, by the way, many complaints against you
on that head."
"Yes, sir, but you are not aware that it is from a principle of humanity
I horsewhip the scoundrels."
"How is that now, John? for upon my honor and conscience I can't for the
life of me persave any great humanity in it."
"Why, sir," replied Purcel, who, as the reader must be aware, was
humbugging the worthy magistrate all the time, "I appeal to yourself
whether it is not better for any one of these rascals to get a
horsewhipping from me than a citation to the Bishop's Court from my
father."
"Ay, but do they never happen to get both, John?" returned the
magistrate. "But what has a horsewhipping and a citaytion to the
Bishop's Court to do with aich other?"
"Simply this," replied the other, "that when my father hears I horsewhip
any of them, he takes no further proceedings against them; and
whenever I wish, consequently, to keep a fellow out of that troublesome
situation, I horsewhip him from pure kindness."
"So that you look upon that as a good turn to them?"
"Precisely, sir. As I said, I horsewhip them from motives of humanity."
"Faith and don't be surprised, John, if they should happen to put a
bullet through you from motives of humanity some of these days. However,
do you think it is of importance?"
"Is what, sir?"
"The conspiracy. I beg your pardon--come into the office till I see what
I can do for you at all events."
He accordingly preceded Purcel to his office, accompanied by Sam
Finigan, a kind of thorough male domestic who acted as his clerk. Here
he took his seat with a good deal of ceremony, hemmed several times, and
desired Hourigan to be admitted. Just at that moment, and while Hourigan
was coming in, a young lad, or tiger, a son of Finigan's, by the
way, who had been in the habit of carrying letters to and from the
neighboring post-office, now entered and presented him with one, to the
following effect:--
"TO O'DRISKAL, THE SHONEEN MAGISTRIDGE.
"Sur this is to let you no that if you go an givin wan la for the poor
and anud'her for the rich you will soon get a bullet through you as
Tandrem af Tavnibeg got. If you wish to bay safe thin bay the poor man's
friend--oderways it'll be worse for you.
"Kaptn Jostige."
O'Driscol havin
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