etty phrase too, and that is, he will "tickle the
vanity ant" still in everything; and this is your _Summa totalis_ of
both their virtues.
_Ia_. Tis enough, tis enough, as long as they have land enough, but now
muster your third person afore us I beseech you.
_Bul_. The third person and second Knight, blunt Sir _Cutt Rudesby_, is
indeed blunt at a sharpe wit, and sharpe at a blunt wit; a good bustling
Gallant, talkes well at Rovers; he is two parts souldier; as slovenlie
as a Switzer, and somewhat like one in face too; for he weares a bush
beard, will dead a Cannan shot better then a wool-packe: he will come
into the presence like yor _Frenchman_ in foule bootes, and dares eat
Garlike as a preparative to his Courtship. You shall know more of him
hereafter; but, good wags, let me winne you now for the Geographicall
parts of your Ladies in requitall.
_Will_. That you shall Sir, and the Hydrographicall too and you will;
first my Lady the widowe, and Countes _Eugenia_, is in earnest, a most
worthy Lady, and indeede can doe more than a thousand other Ladies can
doe I can tell you.
_Bul_. What's that I pray thee?
_Ia_. Mary Sir, he meanes she can doe more than sleepe, and eate, and
drinke; and play at noddy[3], and helpe to make hir selfe ready[4].
_Bul_. Can she so?
_Will_. She is the best scholler of any woman but one[5] in England; she
is wise and vertuous.
_Ia_. Nay she has one strange quality for a woman besides, tho these be
strange enough that he has rekoned.
_Bul_. For Gods sake whats that?
_Ia_. She can love reasonable constantly, for she loved her husband
only, almost a whole yeere together.
_Bul_. Thats strange indeed, but what is your faire Lady Sir?
_Ia_. My Lady Sir, the Lady _Hippolita_--
_Will_. That is as chast as ever was _Hippolitus_.
_Ia_. (True, my prety _Parenthesis_) is halfe a maid, halfe a wife, and
halfe a widdow.
_Bul_. Strange tale to tell; how canst thou make this good, my good
_Assumpsit_.
_Ia_. Thus Sir: she was betroathed to a gallant young gentleman that
loude hir with such passion, and admiration that he never thought he
could be so blessed as to enjoy her in full marriage, till the minister
was marrying them; and even then when he was saying I _Charles_ take
thee _Hippolita_ with extreame joy, he began to looke pale, then going
forwards saying, to my wedded wife, he lookt paler, and, then
pronouncing, for richer for poorer as long as we both shall live, h
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