I've been told so."
"Oh, you have?"
"Yes."
"And are you going to explain all my little fictions?"
"Hardly; I thought I might solve one of your little mysteries."
"Oh, you did?"
"Yes."
"I'll be obliged."
"I have been told that you change your appearance about as often as you
change your business and your stories."
"You were told all this?"
"Yes."
"You appear to have taken a deep interest in my business."
"Well, yes, I have."
"Am I obliged to you?"
"I have not decided yet."
The visitor had dropped his simple manner and was talking in a short and
direct way.
"So you haven't decided whether I am under obligations to you or not?"
"No, I have not yet, but I've a question to ask you: What is your name?"
"I will direct you to the registry; look downstairs."
"I've looked at that."
"You have?"
"Yes."
"Well, you have been interested in my affairs."
"I have, yes. Is that your real name?"
"My friend, you have called on me."
"Yes, I am here."
"I did not invite you to come here, you came uninvited."
"I did."
"Who are you?"
"I may tell you or I may not."
"Are you well acquainted with Jersey law, sir?"
"Pretty well."
"That's lucky, for when I tell you that you must get out of this room
you will understand that in the law I have a right to make the request."
"Yes, you have a right to make the request."
"And enforce it, my friend."
"Ah! that's different."
"Then you dare intimate that you won't leave this room?"
The pretended countryman quietly drew a pistol, cocked it with equal
deliberation, and said:
"Yes, sir, I dare intimate that I won't leave this room until I get
ready."
"You are an intruder."
"Am I?"
"Yes."
"What are you?"
"A gentleman."
"Oh, you are?"
"Yes, I am."
"Do you see this?"
"I do; and do you see this?"
Both men displayed pistols, and the visitor's tone fell off a little.
"My friend," said Jack, "I am not afraid of pistols, I am used to them.
Why, my dear fellow, I always sleep with them under my pillow, eat with
them under my napkin, hide one under my Bible when I go to church; in
other words, I am never without a barker."
The visitor listened with a look of surprise on his face.
"Why do you always go thus armed?"
"So as to be ready to shoot at a moment's notice; so as to be ready when
some impertinent bully draws a weapon as you have done--yes, I always go
ready for impertinent fellows whereve
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