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" "Only we haven't got any tinfoil," I said. "Shut up, you're the worst of the lot!" Pee-wee yelled at me. "We've got eighteen dollars left from the movie show, haven't we? I say let's buy some flour and sugar and eggs and cinnamon and ink and glue and make tenderflops and _foil_ the profiteers; that's what _I_ say!" I said, "If it wouldn't be too much trouble, I'd like to know how you're going to use ink and glue making tenderflops. They'd be kind of sticky, wouldn't they?" "Sure," Westy said, "and they'd be a kind of a blackish white, using ink." "He means fountain-pen ink," Connie said, "that's more digestible, it's thinner." "You're crazy!" the kid yelled. "Wouldn't we have to make signs and glue them up? You can't print with cinnamon or flour, can you? I say let's get all the stuff we need and have Roy make tenderflops and I'll stand on top of the car and shout that they're all smoking hot, and for everybody to be sure to get them for they're only the small sum of two for a cent. I just happened to think of it," he said, "it's an insulation." "You mean inspiration," Westy said. "You know what I mean," Pee-wee hollered. "Suppose you should flop off the top of the car?" I asked him, because there's no telling what may happen when Pee-wee gets to shouting. "We'd charge extra for that," Connie said. FOOTNOTE: [Footnote C: Technicality is probably what was meant.] CHAPTER XXXVI A FRIEND IN NEED Now I'll tell you about tenderflops, because I'm the only one that goes to Temple Camp who knows how to make them. I guess you know what a tenderfoot is; it's a new scout. He's supposed to be tender, see? So a tenderflop is a flip-flop that's named after a tenderfoot, because it's supposed to be tender. There are no such things as tough scouts, so of course, there can't be any such things as tough tenderflops. That's what you call logic. Now the way that you make tenderflops is with flour and salt and water and cinnamon. You can use eggs if you want to, but you don't have to. Once I tried peanut butter in them, but they weren't much good. If you put a little maple syrup in, that makes them sweet. Once I made some at home when Charlie Danforth was there and I put wintergreen in, and my sister Marjorie said that was the reason he never came any more. Cinnamon is better; safety first. Now the way I usually do is, just when they're frying and beginning to get kind of nice and toasted,
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