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IF I WERE RICHER
If I were richer
I'd buy a pitcher
With scenery on it.
'Jolica ware--
Storks here and there,
And a funny affair
With ladies on it.
In half a minute
I'd mix up in it
A wonderful drink--
Peppermint, ice,
Lemons and spice--
Taste pretty nice,
What do you think?
THE ARMY OF THE QUEEN
O the Army of the Queen,
The Army of the Queen,
Some are dressed in turkey-red
And some are dressed in green;
A colonel and a captain,
A corporal in between,
Their guns are filled with powder
And their swords are bright and keen;
So toot your little trumpet
For the Army of the Queen.
[Illustration: TOOT YOUR LITTLE TRUMPET FOR THE ARMY OF THE QUEEN]
ROMULUS
Romulus, Romulus,
Father of Rome,
Ran off with a wolf
And he wouldn't come home.
When he grew up
He founded a city
With an eagle, a bear,
And a tortoise-shell kitty.
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THE HERO
My dad was a soldier and fought in the wars,
My grandfather fought on the sea,
And the tales of their daring and valor of course
Put the sand and the ginger in me.
I'm not scared of tigers or any wild beast,
I could fight with a lion all right,
I wouldn't be 'fraid of a bear in the least--
Excepting, perhaps, in the night.
But sister, she's skeery as skeery can be,
She's even afraid of the bark of a tree.
PENSIVE PERCY
Percy when a little boy
Was quiet as a mouse,
He never set the barn afire
Nor battered down the house.
He used to sit for hours and hours
Just gazing at the moon,
And feeding little fishes
Sarsaparilla from a spoon.
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MOON, O MOON IN THE EMPTY SKY
Moon, O Moon in the empty sky,
Why do you swing so low?
Pretty moon with the silver ring
And the long bright beams where the fairies cling,
Where do you always go?
I go to the land of the Siamese,
Ceylon and the Great Plateau,
Over the seas where Sinbad sailed,
Where Moses crossed and Pharaoh failed,--
There's where I always go.
[Illustration: RAG-MAN, RAG-MAN, TAGGY, TAGGY, RAG-MAN]
THE RAG-MAN
"Rag-man, rag-man,
Taggy, taggy, rag-man,
Tell us what you've got there in your sack."
"Oh--it's full of rimes and riddles,
Jingles, jokes, and hi-de-diddles--
This bundle that I carry on my back."
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