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, and Barnaby under the surgeon's hands for about the same time. Neither was I less successful in my studies. I learnt rapidly, after I had conquered the first rudiments; but I had another difficulty to conquer, which was my habit of construing everything according to my refined ideas; the force of association had become so strong that I could not overcome it for a considerable length of time. Mr Knapps continually complained of my being obstinate, when, in fact, I was anxious to please as well as to learn. For instance, in spelling, the first syllable always produced the association with something connected with my former way of life. I recollect the Dominie once, and only once, gave me a caning, about a fortnight after I went to the school. I had been brought up by Mr Knapps as contumelious. "Jacob Faithful, how is this? thine head is good yet wilt thou refuse learning. Tell me now, what does _c-a-t_ spell?" It was the pitch-pipe to _cat-head_, and answered I accordingly. "Nay, Jacob, it spells _cat_; take care of thy head on the next reply. Understand me, head is not understood. Jacob, thy head is in jeopardy. Now, Jacob, what does _m-a-t_ spell?" "_Chafing-mat_," replied I. "It spells mat only, silly boy; the chafing will be on my part directly. Now, Jacob, what does _d-o-g_ spell?" "Dog-kennel." "Dog, Jacob, without the kennel. Thou art very contumelious, and deservest to be rolled in the kennel. Now, Jacob, this is the last time that thou triflest with me; what does _h-a-t_ spell?" "Fur cap," replied I, after some hesitation. "Jacob, I feel the wrath rising within me, yet would I fain spare thee; if _h-a-t_ spell fur-cap, pray advise me, what doth _c-a-p_ spell, then?" "_Capstern_." "Indeed, Jacob, thy stern as well as thy head are in danger; and I suppose, then, _w-i-n-d_ spells windlass, does it not?" "Yes, sir," replied I, pleased to find that he agreed with me. "Upon the same principle, what does _r-a-t_ spell?" "_Rat_, sir," replied I. "Nay, Jacob, _r-a-t_ must spell _rattan_, and as thou hast missed thine own mode of spelling, thou shalt not miss the cane." The Dominie then applied it to my shoulders with considerable unction, much to the delight of Mr Knapps, who thought the punishment was much too small for the offence. But I soon extricated myself from these associations as my ideas extended, and was considered by the Dominie as the cleverest boy in the scho
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