stood Spanish. Of course, they did. (_Loud
laughter._) He was quite sure that the Signora's third verse and
accompanying dance must have convinced everyone of the advantages of
Fair Trade. (_Laughter._) He saw no reason for merriment. (_Renewed
laughter._) He had now come to that important subject Bi-metallism.
(_Cheers._) They had been told that whereas speech was silver, silence
was golden. (_"Hear, hear!"_) To show the advantage of silver
(represented by speech), the Blue-eyed Nigger would give a native song
accompanied on his own banjo. (_Loud applause._)

The Blue-eyed Nigger then favoured the company with one of his
characteristic ditties.

The Lecturer said he had now to thank his audience for their kind
attention, and to inform them that the display of fireworks with
set-pieces containing political sentiments appealing to their reason,
would take place immediately.

Shortly afterwards the company separated, greatly pleased with the
rational entertainment they had been invited to enjoy.

* * * * *

[Illustration:
=MILITARY EDUCATION.=

_General._ "Mr. de Bridoon, what is the general use of
Cavalry in modern warfare?"

_Mr. de Bridoon._ "Well, I suppose to give Tone to what
would otherwise be a mere Vulgar Brawl!"]

* * * * *

ADAPTED FROM THE FRENCH.

(Being a Parisian Parliamentary Procedure as "She Might be
Spoke in England.")

SCENE--The House of Commons at question-time. Ministers in attendance,
excited Members regarding them with derision.

_First Member._ I claim the word, Mr. Speaker. I would ask Esquire
Harcourt, does he propose to make his Budget popular?

[_"Very well! very well!" from the Conservatives._

_Esquire Harcourt._ I tell the Hon. Gentleman that by such a question he
insults the world! (_Cheers._) Nay, he insults England!

[_Loud applause, in which all join._

_First Mem._ (_after a pause_). Still, you have not answered my
question. Is your Budget to be popular?

[_Murmurs._

_Esquire Har._ (_with spirit_). I consider such a question twice
repeated an infamy!

[_Enthusiastic cheering._

_Second Mem._ Then it is you who are infamous!

[_Uproar._

_The Speaker._ Gentlemen, Ministers, do not force me to put on my
hat--do not cause me to suspend the sitting.

_First Mem._ Surely a civil question deserves a civil answer?

_Esquire Harcourt._ Not in a