feet into the nicely-warmed, embroidered
slippers, which stood ready for his use.
"Certainly," was the reply of Mrs. Clarke. "He was a bright, active
fellow, but rather insolent."
"He has proved to be a regular pickpocket," continued her husband, "and
is now on his way to Blackwell's Island."
"A very suitable place for him. I hope he will be benefited by a few
months' residence there," returned the lady.
"Poor fellow!" exclaimed Mr. Joshua Clarke, an uncle of the young
couple, who was quietly reading a newspaper in another part of the room.
"There are many of high standing in the world, who deserve to go to
Blackwell's Island quite as much as he does."
"You are always making such queer speeches, Uncle Joshua," said his
niece. "I suppose you do not mean that there are pickpockets among
respectable people?"
"Indeed, there are, my dear niece. Your knowledge of the world must be
very limited, if you are not aware of this. Putting your hand in your
neighbour's pocket, is one of the most fashionable accomplishments of
the day."
Mrs. Clarke was too well acquainted with her uncle's peculiarities to
think of arguing with him. She therefore merely smiled, and said to her
husband:--
"Well, Henry, I am glad that neither you nor myself are acquainted with
this fashionable accomplishment."
"Not acquainted with it!" exclaimed the old gentleman. "I thought
you knew yourselves better. Why, you and Henry are both regular
pickpockets!"
"I wonder that you demean yourself by associating with us!" was the
playful reply.
"Oh, you are no worse than the rest of the world; and, besides, I hope
to do you some good, when you grow older and wiser. At present, Henry's
whole soul is absorbed in the desire to obtain wealth."
"In a fair and honourable way, uncle," interrupted Mr. Clarke, "and for
honourable purposes."
"Certainly," replied Uncle Joshua, "in the common acceptation of the
words _fair_ and _honourable_. But, do you never, in your mercantile
speculations, endeavour to convey erroneous impressions to the minds
of those with whom you are dealing? Do you not sometimes suppress
information which would prevent your obtaining a good bargain? Do you
never allow your customers to purchase goods under false ideas of
their value and demand in the market? If you saw a man, less skilled
in business than yourself, about to take a step injurious to him, but
advantageous to you, would you warn him of his danger--thus obeying
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