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hnson's Time, the Sign of the Angel, and then inhabited by Mrs. Hope, and her Daughter Prudence. As Tradition informs us, Ben Johnson was acquainted with the House; and in some Time, when he found strange People there, and the Sign changed, he wrote the following Lines._ When _Hope_ and _Prudence_ kept this House, The _Angel_ kept the Door; Now _Hope_ is dead, And the _Angel_ fled, And _Prudence_ turn'd a Whore. _From the Bear at Oxford, by a Gentleman who had been affronted at the Angel._ They are all Bears at the _Angel_, And all Angels at the _Bear_. N.B. _There are very pretty Girls at the _Bear_._ 1710. _N. R._ _In a Boghouse at Richmond._ To preserve our good Health, Let us let a good F - - - t; It is better than Wealth, It will comfort your Heart: And when you have done, With the Crack of your B - - m, Bend your Knees, And then squeeze, And something will come, You'll be better, tho' it's not so big as your Thumb. _G. S._ 1716. _Crown at Basingstoke._ Says _Nan B----ch_ to Sir _John_, you're a scandalous Villain; D'ye think I would do what I did for a Shilling? In good Truth, says Sir _John_, when I find a Girl willing. Let her take what she finds, and give Willing for Willing. But if you insist upon Money for that, } I need not speak plainer, you know what is what, } I shall always look on you as a money-wise Cat. } _I. E._ _July_ 17. 1713. _Beaconsfield in a Window. I forgot the Sign._ Blow me a Kiss, says a Nymph to her Swain, And when I have got it, I'll give it again. The Swain had been working, as sometimes Men do, Till he'd hardly got Breath for to buckle his Shoe; But turning around, he let a great F - - - t, And blow'd her a Kiss _according to Art_. _B. R._ 1715. _At the Swan at Chelsea, in a Summer-House Window._ _Jenny_ demure, with prudish Looks, Turns up her Eyes, and rails at naughty Folks; But in a private Room, turns up her lech'rous Tail, And kisses till she's in for Cakes and Ale. _L. M._ _July_ 17. 1727. _Mitre, Hampton,_ 1708. _Celia_, the Joy of all my Parts, I kiss'd, and broke ten thousand Hearts: There's ne'er a Man the Girl will see, But dearest, dearest, dearest me. _I. H._ Esq; I can boast, The greatest Conquest o'er the greatest Toast. _Underwritten._ Proud Puppy,
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