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for weeks in the darkest corner of the shed, Frederick Plunger, Esq. was reposing. It had been selected as the most suitable hiding-place by the conspirators. It was large and commodious, and there were so many cracks and crannies in the worm-eaten, dilapidated lid that there was ample breathing space within. In this safe hiding-place Plunger had flattered himself that he would be able to know all that passed at the meeting of the Fifth. He had not calculated on the box being shifted from its dusty, cob-webbed corner. But more by chance than design Arbery laid profane hands on it, and dragging it out with the rest, turned it over and over, something after the style of a porter with the luggage at a railway terminus in the busy season. Bumpety--bumpety! It seemed to Plunger, so far as he had any sensation at all, that he was performing the part of a human catherine-wheel. "My!" he gasped. "What are the asses doing with the box? I shall be most frightfully sick if they don't stop it." Bumpety--bumpety--bumpety! "Oh, oh! What an idiot I was to get inside this coffin; it'll be the death of me!" Arbery and Leveson gave another jerk to the box even as Plunger was groaning within. "It--it--it's worse than being on the Great Wheel, or on a pleasure boat when there's a sea on. Oh, my--oh dear! When are the silly fellows going to stop it?" he moaned. At last they did stop it, almost beneath the identical window on which Moncrief minor had traced Plunger's noble features. "That's about the ticket, isn't it, Arbery? My, it's hot work! Didn't think that old box was so heavy. You'd fancy it was stuffed with lead instead of broken bats and rubbish of that sort. Phew!" Leveson wiped his forehead with his handkerchief. "Yes; that's the thing. It'll give an extra seat or two, if they're wanted." "My word! They're going to sit on me," groaned Plunger. His groans were cut short by a loud outburst of laughter from Arbery. "What's the lunatic laughing at now?" thought Plunger. "Hold me up, Levy!" Arbery in rising from the box had caught sight of the caricature of Plunger on the window, and burst into a fit of laughter. "Do you see it--do you see who it's meant for?" Leveson, for answer, likewise broke into a peal of laughter. "The other lunatic's going it now," Plunger muttered to himself. "Seems to me I've hopped into an asylum instead of a box. There's a screw loose in one of 'em. My! Aren't they going i
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