d up at the front
and then made a plunge through the bank.
"Gimme my money!" he demanded, bringing his fist down with a bang and
making a grab for a check. "Gimme all of it--every danged cent!"
He started to write and threw the pen to the floor as it sputtered and
ruined his handiwork.
"Why, what's the matter, Mr. Calhoun?" cried Eells in astonishment, as
the crowd came piling in.
"Gimme a pen!" commanded Wunpost, and, having seized the cashier's, he
began laboriously to write. "There!" he said, shoving the check through
the wicket; and then he stood waiting, expectant.
The cashier glanced at the check and passed it back to Eells, who had
hastened behind the grille, and then they looked at each other in alarm.
"Why--er--this check," began Eells, "calls for forty-two thousand, eight
hundred and fifty-two dollars. Do you want all that money now?"
"W'y, sure!" shrilled Wunpost, "didn't I tell you I wanted it?"
"Well, it's rather unusual," went on Judson Eells lamely, and then he
spoke in an aside to his cashier.
"No! None of that, now!" burst out Wunpost in a fury, "don't you frame
up any monkey-business on me! I want my money, see? And I want it right
now! Dig up, or I'll wreck the whole dump!"
He brought his hand down again and Judson Eells retired while the
cashier began to count out the bills.
"Here!" objected Wunpost, "I don't want all that small stuff--where's
those thousand dollar bills I turned in? They're _gone_? Well, for
cripes' sake, did you think they were a _present_?"
The clerk started to explain, but Wunpost would not listen to him.
"You're a bunch of crooks!" he burst out indignantly. "I only deposited
that money on a bet! And here you turn loose and spend the whole roll,
and start to pay me back in fives and tens."
"No, but Mr. Calhoun," broke in Judson Eells impatiently, "you don't
understand how banking is done."
"Yes I do!" yelled back Wunpost, "but, by grab, I had a dream, and I
dreamt that your danged bank was _broke_! Now gimme my money, and
give it to me quick or I'll come in there and git it myself!"
He waited, grim and watchful, and they counted out the bills while he
nodded and stuffed them into his shirt. And then they brought out gold
in government-stamped sacks and he dropped them between his feet. But
the gold was not enough, and while Eells stood pale and silent the clerk
dragged out the silver from the vault. Wunpost took them one by one, the
great thousa
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