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"Early Piety in Elizabeth Butcher of Boston, being just 8 years and 11 months old," when she died in 1718. In two years two editions of her life had been issued "to instruct and to invite little children to the exercise of early piety." Such mortuary effusions were so common at the time that Benjamin Franklin's witty skit upon them is apropos in this connection. In 1719, at the age of sixteen, under the pseudonym of Mrs. Dogood, he wrote a series of letters for his brother's paper, "The New England Courant." From the following extract, taken from these letters, it is evident that these children's "Last Words" followed the prevailing fashion: _A Receipt_ to make a _New England_ Funeral _Elegy_. _For the title of your Elegy_. Of these you may have enough ready made at your Hands: But if you should chuse to make it yourself you must be sure not to omit the Words _Aetatis Suae_, which will beautify it exceedingly. _For the subject of your Elegy_. Take one of your neighbors who has lately departed this life; it is no great matter at what age the Party Dy'd, but it will be best if he went away suddenly, being _Kill'd_, _Drown'd_ or _Froze to Death_. Having chosen the Person, take all his Virtues, Excellencies, &c. and if he have not enough, you may borrow some to make up a sufficient Quantity: To these add his last Words, dying Expressions, &c. if they are to be had: mix all these together, and be sure you strain them well. Then season all with a Handful or two of Melancholy Expressions, such as _Dreadful, Dreadly, cruel, cold, Death, unhappy, Fate, weeping Eyes_, &c. Having mixed all these Ingredients well, put them in an empty Scull of some _young Harvard_; (but in case you have ne'er a One at Hand, you may use your _own_,) then let them Ferment for the Space of a Fortnight, and by that Time they will be incorporated into a Body, which take out and having prepared a sufficient Quantity of double Rhimes, such as _Power, Flower; Quiver, Shiver; Grieve us, Leave us; tell you, excel you; Expeditions, Physicians; Fatigue him, Intrigue him_; &c. you must spread all upon Paper, and if you can procure a Scrap of Latin to put at the _End_, it will garnish it mightily: then having affixed your Name at the bottom with a _Maestus Composuit_, you will have an Excellent Elegy. N.B.
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