eir worst in the way of clanging
among the unmelodious echoes of the streets, and the lighted windows of
the churches had ceased to be yellow in the grey dusk, and had died out
opaque black. Mrs Sparkler, lying on her sofa, looking through an open
window at the opposite side of a narrow street over boxes of mignonette
and flowers, was tired of the view. Mrs Sparkler, looking at another
window where her husband stood in the balcony, was tired of that view.
Mrs Sparkler, looking at herself in her mourning, was even tired of that
view: though, naturally, not so tired of that as of the other two.

'It's like lying in a well,' said Mrs Sparkler, changing her position
fretfully. 'Dear me, Edmund, if you have anything to say, why don't you
say it?'

Mr Sparkler might have replied with ingenuousness, 'My life, I have
nothing to say.' But, as the repartee did not occur to him, he contented
himself with coming in from the balcony and standing at the side of his
wife's couch.

'Good gracious, Edmund!' said Mrs Sparkler more fretfully still, you are
absolutely putting mignonette up your nose! Pray don't!'

Mr Sparkler, in absence of mind--perhaps in a more literal absence of
mind than is usually understood by the phrase--had smelt so hard at a
sprig in his hand as to be on the verge of the offence in question. He
smiled, said, 'I ask your pardon, my dear,' and threw it out of window.

'You make my head ache by remaining in that position, Edmund,' said Mrs
Sparkler, raising her eyes to him after another minute; 'you look so
aggravatingly large by this light. Do sit down.'

'Certainly, my dear,' said Mr Sparkler, and took a chair on the same
spot.

'If I didn't know that the longest day was past,' said Fanny, yawning in
a dreary manner, 'I should have felt certain this was the longest day. I
never did experience such a day.'

'Is that your fan, my love?' asked Mr Sparkler, picking up one and
presenting it.

'Edmund,' returned his wife, more wearily yet, 'don't ask weak
questions, I entreat you not. Whose can it be but mine?'

'Yes, I thought it was yours,' said Mr Sparkler.

'Then you shouldn't ask,' retorted Fanny. After a little while she
turned on her sofa and exclaimed, 'Dear me, dear me, there never was
such a long day as this!' After another little while, she got up slowly,
walked about, and came back again.

'My dear,' said Mr Sparkler, flashing with an original conception, 'I
think you must have got the fidgets