THE WINDOW? (_Catching sight of ticket_) GOOD GRACIOUS! IT'S TWELVE
POUNDS THIRTEEN NOW."

_Tailor._ "YESSIR--A BRIGHT LITTLE NOTION OF OURS, IF I MAY SAY SO. A
TICKER ATTACHED, LIKE THOSE THINGS IN THE TAXICABS, TO KEEP THE PRICE
UP-TO-DATE."]

* * * * *

"Straying.--Wm. ----, for allowing three houses to stray on
the highway, was fined 20s."--_Local Paper._

In these days landlords cannot be too careful.

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Transcriber's Note:

Errata:

Page 6: 'particlarly' corrected to 'particularly'.
["... makes her verses particularly susceptible to quotation."]

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