in, and here I am. My neck will be stretched, but I don't
care. What matters it how a man dies? When my time comes, I shall go
forth as readily and as cheerfully as if I were going to take a drink."

(I will here remark that I afterwards saw this man hung in the yard of
the _Tombs_. His history is in my possession, and I shall hereafter
write it.)[C]

At nine o'clock I was taken before the magistrate, who, after severely
reprimanding me for my misconduct, discharged me from custody, with the
remark that if I were brought there again he would be obliged to commit
me to the Tombs for the term of five days. Delighted at having obtained
my liberty, I posted out of the court room and found myself in Centre
street. My debauch of the preceding night had not spoiled my appetite,
by any means; and, as I still had in my possession the sixpence alluded
to before, I resolved to produce some breakfast forthwith. Aware that my
limited finances would not admit of my obtaining a very sumptuous
repast, and fully appreciating the necessity of economy, I entered the
shop of a baker and purchased three rolls at the rate of one cent per
copy. Thus provided, I repaired to a neighboring street pump, and made a
light but wholesome breakfast.

It was thus, reader, that your humble servant began to acquire a
knowledge of the world.

FOOTNOTES:

[A] The last that was heard of Robinson, he was in Texas, and it was
reported that he was married and wealthy, his right arm he had lost in
some battle, the name of which I do not remember.

[B] I have just written a story under this title, full of fact and fun,
and containing more truth than poetry. The reader can have it by
applying to the publisher of this work. It is well worthy of perusal.

[C] This work is now in active course of preparation. To the lovers of
exciting tales, this story will be one of particular attraction. It will
be issued by the publisher of this narrative.

CHAPTER II

_In which I become a Printer, and am introduced into certain mysteries
of connubial life._

Having breakfasted to my entire satisfaction and also to my great bodily
refreshment, I entered the Park, seated myself upon the steps of the
City Hall, and thought "what is best to be done?"--It was Monday
morning, and the weather was excellently fine. It was an excellent time
to search for employment. A sign on an old building in Chatham street
attracted my notice; upon it were inscribed the words, "Bo