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s an inlet called Freycinet's Harbour. The country in this neighbourhood much resembles the western coast. * * * * * SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS * * * * * THE AIR BALLOON. IN LAUDEM BULLAE AERO-NAUTICAE. They may talk as they will Of their steam-engine skill, But, as sure as the sun shines at noon, Straps, boilers, and springs Are a wagon to wings, Compared with the air-balloon. If you're troubled with taxes, You cross the Araxes, Or fly to the plains of Hairoun; In the height of the summer, Cool as a cucumber, You sit in your air-balloon. The ladies, poor souls! Once sent sighs to the poles; We may now send the sighers as soon: Painted canvass and gas Whisk away with the lass, In the car of the air-balloon. Our girls of fifteen Will disdain Gretna Green, The old coupler must soon cobble shoon; With a wink to the captain, The beauties are wrapt in The car of the air-balloon. Old fathers and mothers, Grim uncles and brothers, May hunt them from Janu'ry to June; They are oft to the stars, And in Venus or Mars You may spy out their air-balloon Your makers of rhyme May at last grow sublime, Inspired by a touch at the moon; And lawyers may rise For once to the skies, In the car of the air-balloon. Your ministers, soaring, May shun all the boring Of country and city baboon-- Or, like ministers' spouses, Look down on both Houses-- From the car of the air-balloon. The sweet six months' widow Her weeds will abide, O, No longer, nor cry "'Tis too soon!" But range the skies over, In search of a lover, In the car of the air balloon. If you wish for a singe-a In Afric or India, Or long for an Esquimaux' tune, Or wish to go snacks With the king of the blacks,-- Why,--call for your air-balloon. If, on Teneriffe's Peak, You'd wish for a steak, Or dip in Vesuvius your spoon, Or slip all the dog-days, The rain-days, and fog-days,-- Go, call for your air-balloon. Your doctors of physic May banish the phthisic. Your cook give you ice-creams in June-- If a dun's in the wind, You may leave him behind, And be off in your air-balloon. On the top of the Andes, Who's tortur'd wi
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