that I haven't
bothered you much with country-cousin letters. I figure, however,
that you've put some money in Egypt, so to speak, and what happens
to this sandy-eyed foundling of the Nile you would like to know. So
I've studied the only "complete letter-writer" I could find between
the tropic of Capricorn and Khartoum, and this is the contemptible
result, as the dagos in Mexico say. This is a hot place by reason
of the sun that shines above us, and likewise it is hot because of
the niggers that swarm around us. I figure, if we get out of this
portion of the African continent inside our skins, that we will have
put up a pretty good bluff, and pulled off a ticklish proposition.

It's a sort of early Christian business. You see, David the Saadat
is great on moral suasion--he's a master of it; and he's never
failed yet--not altogether; though there have been minutes by a
stop-watch when I've thought it wouldn't stand the strain. Like the
Mississippi steamboat which was so weak that when the whistle blew
the engines stopped! When those frozen minutes have come to us,
I've tried to remember the correct religious etiquette, but I've not
had much practise since I stayed with Aunt Melissa, and lived on
skim-milk and early piety. When things were looking as bad as they
did for Dives, "Now I lay me down to sleep," and "For what we are
about to receive," was all that I could think of. But the Saadat,
he's a wonder from Wondertown. With a little stick, or maybe his
flute under his arm, he'll smile and string these heathen along,
when you'd think they weren't waiting for anybody. A spear took off
his fez yesterday. He never blinked--he's a jim-dandy at keeping
cool; and when a hundred mounted heathens made a rush down on him
the other day, spears sticking out like quills on a porcupine--2.5
on the shell-road the chargers were going--did he stir? Say, he
watched 'em as if they were playing for his benefit. And sure
enough, he was right. They parted either side of him when they were
ten feet away, and there he was quite safe, a blessing in the storm,
a little rock island in the rapids--but I couldn't remember a proper
hymn of praise to say.

There's no getting away from the fact that he's got a will or
something, a sort of force different from most of us, or perhaps any
of us. These heathen feel it, and keep their hands off him